The Adventures of the Flower Guy 1
Disclaimer This tale was started long ago, back in 2013, and is now being translated. I was young and have since matured into an even less adequate sorry excuse for walking metabolism. It was also written in Portuguese for a primarily Portuguese audience. This means some jokes might not click and you may miss the complete absence of nuance that would make a person reading the original text go “who let this guy near a keyboard?” The answer is that I let myself near a keyboard, you’re not the boss of me, and I’ll do what I want. And if I want to write nonsense that barely passes for prose and leaves my parents thinking they should have produced more offspring or at least adopted, so be it. ...